yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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