Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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