State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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