Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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