There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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