if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
