drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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