Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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