It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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