she woke up with a sticky ear
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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