hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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