To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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