I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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