There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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