some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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