i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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