why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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