is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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