u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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