the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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