i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I want to have your abortion
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits