I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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