ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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