I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I need a hoe opinion