hotel room ftw
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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