on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.