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• (561): View more from Florida

  on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

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  11

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?

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• (315): View more from New York

  He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.

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• (916): View more from California

  It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

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• (925): View more from California

  He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.

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