So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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