There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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