i just wanna soil my oats bro
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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