You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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