Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
