just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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