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(989): View more from Michigan

return my video game

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(208): View more from Idaho

weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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(305): View more from Florida

She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.

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(661): View more from California

Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.

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(440): View more from Ohio

You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.

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