return my video game
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.