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(305): View more from Florida

he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.

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(616): View more from Michigan

youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2

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(602): View more from Arizona

The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"

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(303): View more from Colorado

who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.

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