he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.