Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
