you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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