Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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