Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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