As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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