We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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