Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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