This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
