What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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