why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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