Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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