i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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