You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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