I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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