You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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