i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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it's like iHOP with fire
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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