we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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