That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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