At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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