Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
4 words: hood of his car
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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