are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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