she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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