Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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