that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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